The typical workday at Mortimer Snodgrass is long and arduous. Churning out brilliance and selling gifts to the masses is exhausting. Who can realistically be expected to keep their brains functioning at full capacity for more than 8 hours? Certainly not I! Once 5:48 pm rolls around we can no longer be expected to give any shits. Any and all shits must be deferred to the next business day.